Actually, there are some good Thanksgiving spreads at some restaurants, so call around. We took to Reddit to see what were some of the best, worst, and most hilarious Thanksgiving stories the Internet had to offer. Cabezon Ars Tribunus Militum Registered: Bound to make you feel like solid gold. Certified sommelier, former retail spirits and wine buyer - she likes to think of herself as "bi-spiritual. Here's what we actually pay. This is real life, and in it, the bar is insanely, morbidly packed with all those horrible people.
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Why are we going to eat this disgusting crap tomorrow? Why else would you need an ostensibly unconventional, wacky and neat alternative? Also, does every dinner party need a theme? I hate Thanksgiving too! Destin, FL 3 days ago. After those three, things diverged, with choices that may be regional in nature, or divisive.
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For hard times like these, pick up a four-pack of a hard cider, like Virtue Michigan Brut , which uses tart Michigan apples and barrel ages in French oak. So onward to the one bar in town, to participate in the only annual American tradition worse than spending eleventy-bajillion dollars on the defense budget: If you switch things up that way, it will make a huge difference. Last edited by BlacKxKira , Nov 10, Baggage-draggers of a totally different sort.
We also get our turkey breast from there. Anonymous November 25, at 6: Belches kept escalating until the point where she ends up vomiting all over the table. My mom threatened me with no potatoes this year because they're not traditional. You could do one -- no, several -- murders in the middle of that seething horde of baggage-draggers and no one would ever know because it's Thunderdome in there. Screw the glasses of wine, I'm thinking bottles?